Today we were heartbroken to hear that our national mummy, the
inbreeder-in-chief, Elizabeth Windsor, has left our earthly plain. As the clockstruck some hours before us plebs were allowed to find out, the eternal soul ofour once-assumed-to-be eternal Queen slithered out of its withered vessel andabandoned its realm, safe in the knowledge it was well and truly conquered. ----Our sources in the Royal medical team have told us that they just hadn't enoughorphan blood to pump into her. Without her precious life force, there was just noway of saving her. ---- The entire nation and all its colonies stand together incollective sorrow, billions of people now cry out in mourning, in the largestdisplay of Stockholm Syndrome ever experienced in history.It's truly such a shame that she didn't make it a few more years. She wasn't faroff beating the reigning record of Louis XIV, the Sun King. That she couldn'teven muster up the energy to get one over on the French displays a trulydisappointing lack of patriotism from our former head of state.The Queen is dead, now we are left with... some guy.In the space of the symbol of consistency we have all known our entire lives,that even some of our grandparents have not known life without, we now findourselves ruled by a sentient slice of gammon known as Charles. Not only do wenot hold a fraction of devotion for this void of personality that is now our newhead of state, but if anything we worry for him.Charles has inherited the special headgear at a time when his country isn't doingso good. Millions of people have been pushed into poverty, unable to afford fuelor food, while the system he presides over extracts more and more wealth into hisown hands and that of his benefactors. Knowing the fate of one of hispredecessors, we wish him all the best in keeping his head above his shoulders,as he negotiates a period of disorder that his mum never could have dreamt of.Who do we have to thank for the coronation of a new hat-wearer, whilst so many ofus are struggling to pay our bills? We can only assume that, like Charles, ouroutwardly-grieving government is probably popping champagne right now behindclosed doors. Now that the nation's main source of stability is gone, who elsebut them to ensure our safe passage through uncharted waters?Of course, life has been made needlessly more difficult because of decisions theymade, but let's not worry about that right now. What we need now is nationalunity, not to do away with the very system that has kept so many of us in rags,whilst decorating a few in diamonds. There's no reason we should be changing ourgovernment right now, no, it's not the right time.So as millions get thrown at the rich to keep them happy, millions more arefunnelled into parades for the world's most famous corpse and corpse-in-waiting,we will just have to make do in scraping our pennies together. This is what wemust unite to ensure - that the rich get richer, the powerful get more power, andwe get fuck all.Some people might see all this and call for change, asking why we still have agovernment dedicated to killing poor people, why our political system is left inthe clutches of a single person from a single family, why we shouldn't get onripping all of this to pieces and ensuring that no person ever goes hungry andhouseless again.We cannot answer these questions. We can only hold our hands on our hearts andtogether sing the words of our national anthem: God Save the Queen, The FascistRegime.https://organisemagazine.org.uk/2022/09/08/the-queen-is-dead/_________________________________________A - I N F O S N E W S S E R V I C EBy, For, and About AnarchistsSend news reports to A-infos-en mailing listA-infos-en@ainfos.ca
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